Monday, January 29, 2007

Fodder for ya brainz!!

1. God is real, unless declared integer.

2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

3. Death is hereditary.

4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

8. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

11. Well done is better than well said.

12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

14. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

15. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.

16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Monday, January 15, 2007

When ppl behave DuMb

When normal individuals show slow and low understanding capabilities it implies they are either too bored n uninterested in what is being said or done....or either they pretend to be dumb{No offence to Les invalids}.
What i see here is they find it to be an opportunity to escape THEIR boredom simply by stating a nod even when one does NOT comply or concur wid the situation.However this act of knowing does saves time and energy for both the info. giver and the Pretender, along wid other human n man made resources like patience and money.
But.... sheesh...it does get irritating when U are the on the giving end...!! I mean WHat???....y the hell am even taking the trouble??!!Anyways the main reason for writing this blog is to make Les gens aware that no one can always be on the blissful side always...so SOW the Stuff U want to Reap!! n if u seriously are getting Bored OR are genuinely uninterested Just say soo!!...Is it that difficult!
Disclaimer: the blog is only a perspective k....and it also happens that the author has been received by pea brains ~~

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Its the season to be jolly..lalalala

Its Christmas already....and for mee its the time to retrospect!!

JANUARY: Last year began wid a blast...at Athena & Merlot....its a lovely place owned by Karen Anand!!We were home by 2:30am though...coz i forgot mes cles.....

FEBRUARY: Don't remember much but im sure i must have written some exam or the other!!...{how predictable}

MARCH: K....birthday month....and i celebrated it thrice this year...which is once more than the usual!!
1.wid family
2.wid Andy and gang
3.wid college ppl!!
and by the end of the month i was begging for money here and there!!!heheheh!!!TREATS CAN GET EXPENSIVE!!

APRIL: A tough month it was...wid finals and all....but yes....the last days were Jolie!!
thats coz all my ppl...exclusive of folks...landed up in Alibaug for a good week !!

MAY: Another interesting month during which mee and my family travelled....but this time it was GO GOA!!....and we reached well before the rains...so there we were soaking up our tan...swimming in the sea...and eating yummy foods along the vast coast!!

JUNE: A month of RAIN RAIN AND ONLY RAIN!!....OK i don't adore getting drenched esp.when i have to go to college which is on the opposite end of town!!....but i managed with a lil cursing!!heheh!!!

JULY: Units took up our time along wid subs which were lined up all the way!!...ohh how i missed May then!!

AUGUST: I was bored wid life and decided to enroll for french...this was basically done to wake up in the mornings and move my butt out of bed!!So there i was wid Mademoiselle Ruchi at sharp oh eight hundred hours learning the alphabets and numbers in french!!It was fun bt i missed the earlier company of Cresspo n all....however i had fun basically coz it ws sumthing i liked!!

SEPTEMBER: French took its toll wid my second units and i had to multitask ....which i don't like coz i land up doin nothing well!!....ok i may sound like a PERfectionist...bt whats the pt of doin sumthing if ur not gonna do it well???

OCTOBER: Subs SUBS and more subs....oh...being a nutritionist doesn't come easy!..bt thinking of it....WHAT DOES?!!... this was also the time for 1B in french!!...an upgrade from the nos. n alphabets! it was time for verbs,tenses...n other intensive grammar stuff wid monsieur Hamish!!sheesh...{no offence to monsieur...i guess he did tRY to teach}!!...and yes i did miss my ol batch a lil!

NOVEMBER: Time for french final + college finals!!....y mee i asked god??....however i had to go thru wid it....and there after some cursing , praying and criticizing... this torturous month was over!! AND the bEST part is I Passed and did wookay too!!!{inclined to be modest}

DECEMBER: 2A in french wid monsieur Kaustub {and han 2A isn't easy k!!}...at 6:00 in the eve....so there it was...Mornings began wid subs and evenings ended wid french....i.e.....i had no life!! But in the end All was worthwhile...as Dad says,"No oNe ever died of Hardwork now....did they??"

Thus ends my year…and respecting Bob Dylan’s words…”I do take care of all my memories for I cannot relive all of them!!”
Love,
Shirin.