Some "ha ha ha" facts of life......


[1]Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2]Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[3]I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[4]A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[5]Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[6]Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[7]You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[8]Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9]Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[10]Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[11]My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[12]Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13]Ladies first.Pretty ladies sooner.

[14]A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15]You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16]It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends upwith the same boss.

[17]Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[18]Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[19]Wise men talk because they have something to say;fools talk because they have to say something.

[20]They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

ive got loads to add....so watchout!