Some IrOnIc laws of our universe.....


1. Lorenz“s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2. Anthony“s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Kovac“s Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

4. Cannon“s Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

5. O“brien“s Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Bell“s Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the te lephone rings.

7. Ruby“s Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don“t want to be seen with.

8. Willoughby“s Law: When yo u try to prove to someone that a machine won“t work, it will.

9. Zadra“s Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Breda“s Rule: At any event, the pe ople whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. Owen“s Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Howden“s Law: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you“re near the mailbox.

And the last and best :

13. Murphy“s Law What has to go wrong will go wrong